May 2013
53 posts
liveinphoenix:
iwanttoknowyouranatomy:
liveinphoenix:
my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of
r u calling me fat
corywho:
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
i just spit my food onto my keyboard
iwishihadafather:
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
gamsee:
how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
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subspacetsundere:
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
chronicallylate:
“dude i saw this really cute girl on the way home”
“how cute?”
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
jaclcfrost:
“shouldn’t you be sleeping”
dietchola:
hi how are ya
omgtsn:
nugger
theolivescribe:
theolivescribe:
When I was in high school my AP European History teacher made a powerpoint called “Not a Communist Leader” in which he explained that he was not, in fact, Vladimir Lenin come back from the dead to teach history, because he looked so much like him
wait here
I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
danphils:
my new motto in life
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
thescornofthemoon:
THE SAGA CONTINUES
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madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
wallygraysonwest:
my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk
Listen
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i wonder if i can go one night without hearing what a horrible child i am? probably not.
saltandvinegarcrisps:
i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far
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why do i get myself into trouble? i just don’t know.
frostyjackk:
onii-chen:
all
omg i read this as eye bagel carrot at first and i was really confsued
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
