July 2012
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ask-the-mighty-thor:
ask-thegodofmischief:
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ubersaur:
this-is-amnesia:
My aunt gave me a ‘challenge’ today.
I have to link her any smutfic I can find that is better than 50 Shades of Gray.
Here’s the Catch:
It has to be Twilight Fanfiction.
But I don’t give a fuck.
Okay, folks, I need pornographic literature that can made a grown woman give me 50 dollars.
Because dammit, I need that money, and I need to be right.
Anyone willing...
meanbooty:
white, straight teenage girls who want a gay son so they can take them shopping
zoops:
why do people think its ok to just look in your sketchbook without permission
because its not ok
its
not
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Watchwheelcher:
genius
how to talk to girls by john egbert
benwyatt-is-batman:
The Avengers according to my mom:
volatile-self-obsessed:
acquaintedwithrask:
sexysauce:
nataleeleoalways:
Oh. My. God.
This is the most accurate to ever accurate
(( Fucking Rhinoceros Beetle. I can’t. I can’t. ))
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yuppthatsme123:
frenchpeoplegivemethecrepes:
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ok ok so i saw the amazing spider man tonight and had a lot of emotions but it was a really great movie! really its too good and just all marvels movies are so great u-u i was kinda worried about the change in actors from Tobey Maguire to Andrew Garfield, but Andrew did super well and the movie flowed perfectly even with the change
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aw yeah got the ap test results today and i passed both world history and biology with a 3 which isn’t the best, but hey it’s passing
Watchrc-hawkeye:
yngangryndfoul:
clothedloser:
knife-calledlust:
the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER.
wow.. is this real?
i fucking love fuckin aaron sorkin man
Also sums up how I feel about Britian, just with different statistics.
We’ve both declined, and neither of us is willing to admit it.
I like this
frozen piss 2: electric boogaloo: averypotterurl:... →
averypotterurl:
THIS IS A REAL STORY
THERE WAS A HUGE BUG CASUALLY WALKING ACROSS MY WALL AND IT’S FUCKING 3 AM SO NATURALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS I’M GOING TO SPY ROLL OFF OF THIS BED, GRAB MY NERF GUN FROM MY CLOSET, AND SHOOT THAT FUCKING BUG DEAD. AND I DID. I DID IT. I SHOT THE BUG. I…
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
horrifiedmisha:
whenever i make text posts i feel like you guys just look at it like
helloopandee:
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loki-s-army-at-221b:
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sunniedoesstuff:
I WANA BE THE VERY BERST
LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS
TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL TERST
2 TRERN DEM IS MY CEWRSE
I WILL TEREVL ACROSS DA LERND SERCHING FER EN WERD
EACH POGEMUN TO ERNDERSTERND DA POWR DATS INSEID
PERKEMERN TIS U N ME
I KNO IS MY DESTERNEY
PUHGAYMAN OH UR MAI BERST FRERND
IN A WURLD WE MUS DEFERND
POHKUMOON A HERT SEW TREWR
AWR COURERGE WIL...
