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ubersaur: this-is-amnesia: My aunt gave me a ‘challenge’ today. I have to link her any smutfic I can find that is better than 50 Shades of Gray. Here’s the Catch: It has to be Twilight Fanfiction. But I don’t give a fuck. Okay, folks, I need pornographic literature that can made a grown woman give me 50 dollars. Because dammit, I need that money, and I need to be right. Anyone willing...
meanbooty: white, straight teenage girls who want a gay son so they can take them shopping
zoops: why do people think its ok to just look in your sketchbook without permission because its not ok its not
how to talk to girls by john egbert
The Avengers according to my mom:
volatile-self-obsessed: acquaintedwithrask: sexysauce: nataleeleoalways: Oh. My. God. This is the most accurate to ever accurate (( Fucking Rhinoceros Beetle. I can’t. I can’t. ))
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ok ok so i saw the amazing spider man tonight and had a lot of emotions but it was a really great movie! really its too good and just all marvels movies are so great u-u i was kinda worried about the change in actors from Tobey Maguire to Andrew Garfield, but Andrew did super well and the movie flowed perfectly even with the change
aw yeah got the ap test results today and i passed both world history and biology with a 3 which isn’t the best, but hey it’s passing
rc-hawkeye: yngangryndfoul: clothedloser: knife-calledlust: the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER. wow.. is this real? i fucking love fuckin aaron sorkin man Also sums up how I feel about Britian, just with different statistics. We’ve both declined, and neither of us is willing to admit it. I like this
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averypotterurl: THIS IS A REAL STORY THERE WAS A HUGE BUG CASUALLY WALKING ACROSS MY WALL AND IT’S FUCKING 3 AM SO NATURALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS I’M GOING TO SPY ROLL OFF OF THIS BED, GRAB MY NERF GUN FROM MY CLOSET, AND SHOOT THAT FUCKING BUG DEAD. AND I DID. I DID IT. I SHOT THE BUG. I…
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
horrifiedmisha: whenever i make text posts i feel like you guys just look at it like
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